My wife has no fucks to give.

"CalzoneGolem" (calzonegolem) 08/19/2013 at 14:18 • Filed to: Soul Scratch Fever

0

23

Called insurance and they said it'd be $100 and our rates would go up depending on coast to fix the scratches. He told me to get an estimate and call him.

Called my wife up. I told her I might be able to buff some of them out first. She tells me that she doesn't care and to do what I want. Like I'm falling for that! .... again ...

I told her we'd just buy rubbing compound and go from there. Guess I get a crash course in some auto detailing basics. Off to /r/autodetailing.

TheBloody, Oppositelock lives on in our shitposts. > CalzoneGolem 08/19/2013 at 14:20

1

I heard that a kids face makes an awesome polish cloth, I'd try that. Then again, I'm a terrible human being so...

J. Walter Weatherman > CalzoneGolem 08/19/2013 at 14:21

3

Yeah. I've heard that wife response too. Proceed carefully.

CalzoneGolem > TheBloody, Oppositelock lives on in our shitposts. 08/19/2013 at 14:22

1

You'd have to keep stopping to wipe off the blood though.

CalzoneGolem > J. Walter Weatherman 08/19/2013 at 14:23

0

I got verbal agreement to go with my plan so I think I'm good for now.

Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > CalzoneGolem 08/19/2013 at 14:24

0

This happened to my car in December. Fucking Rumpke truck.

I was able to get most of it out with wet sanding and buffing.

ttyymmnn > CalzoneGolem 08/19/2013 at 14:25

0

My wife and I were have a discussion once, and I didn't want to say the wrong thing, so I said nothing. Then I got in trouble for not saying anything.

Good luck.

Z_Stig > CalzoneGolem 08/19/2013 at 14:25

1

Verbal? Uh-oh. Prepare for the "I never said that" statements

Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > ttyymmnn 08/19/2013 at 14:27

0

The only discussion they've ever had.

GreenN_Gold > CalzoneGolem 08/19/2013 at 14:28

1

You should definitely see how well you can do on your own before you take the insurance hit.

Effin' insurance companies.

J. Walter Weatherman > CalzoneGolem 08/19/2013 at 14:28

0

Nope. YOUR plan. You are already further into the trap than you realize!

CalzoneGolem > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 08/19/2013 at 14:29

0

That's encouraging. I'm a little scared to start wet sanding.

CalzoneGolem > J. Walter Weatherman 08/19/2013 at 14:30

0

But it will make her car shinier ... she likes shiny things!

FJ80WaitinForaLSV8 > CalzoneGolem 08/19/2013 at 14:30

0

I've had moderate success with this stuff getting out clear coat scratches. Looks like you are going to need something much more heavy duty though.

Takuro Spirit > CalzoneGolem 08/19/2013 at 14:30

0

http://www.drcolorchip.com/

JUST FUCKING DAB AND SMEAR THAT SHIT

Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > CalzoneGolem 08/19/2013 at 14:30

1

Good news is if you do it right, no more orange peel.

CalzoneGolem > FJ80WaitinForaLSV8 08/19/2013 at 14:30

0

I'll check it out ty,

CalzoneGolem > Takuro Spirit 08/19/2013 at 14:32

0

Interesting ...

CalzoneGolem > GreenN_Gold 08/19/2013 at 14:33

0

My wife cares so little about it that I could never justify the $100 deductible to her.

Takuro Spirit > CalzoneGolem 08/19/2013 at 14:34

0

I bet I still have a tube of some scratch remover when those things came on the market in the early 2000's. Worked great, until you washed the car.

CalzoneGolem > Takuro Spirit 08/19/2013 at 14:35

0

I'm going to try out some rubbing compound and elbow grease and take it from there.

ncasolowork2 > CalzoneGolem 08/19/2013 at 14:37

0

Unless it doesn't turn out. In which case she'll spring the trap.

CalzoneGolem > ncasolowork2 08/19/2013 at 14:39

0

I really don't think it's going to turn out like that.

GreenN_Gold > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 08/19/2013 at 15:43

0

The best discussion is the one you're not having.